The mission was simple: bring fun back to Web3 or watch it fail. After the Genesis Block, Neo Nakamoto—brother of Satoshi—tried to save the blockchain by restoring fun. His experiment created XeroCap, a failed human-AI hybrid that couldn’t carry the meme spark. The system crashed, but the code survived. Hidden in broken blocks and lost timelines, the spark evolved. Deep in the Matrix, near the Fork Abyss, fun was reborn—and Trench appeared. Not human. Not hybrid. A living meme. Returned from a future without death, Trench carries the last true spark of fun and brings it back to Web3.