Not a lion, a...

I'm not a lion, but if you look closely, I'm more of a... Humans often see me as a pet, yet sometimes I wonder if humans are actually my pets. Dogs seem obsessed with pleasing humans, which I find rather silly. Personally, I prefer lounging in the sun and grooming my fur. Don't assume you know me too well. If you're going to feed me, I adore milk and ice cream—haha. But enough chit-chat, I don't like wasting time. Repeating these lines shaves off precious minutes of my life!